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### 🧠 **The “Stupid” Part? It’s How Easy It Is**
Honestly, it’s almost silly how quick and simple this salad is — hence the name. You throw stuff in a bowl, drizzle on a tangy-sweet dressing, and boom: restaurant-level salad in your kitchen, minus the \$17 price tag.
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### 🥄 **Bonus Tips:**
* Want to make it a meal? Add a soft-boiled egg, grilled tofu, or leftover roasted chicken.
* Craving crunch? Toss in some crushed roasted almonds or pita chips.
* Meal prep it: Just keep the dressing separate and add avocado fresh before serving.
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### ✅ **Final Thoughts**
If you’ve been sleepwalking through salad prep, it’s time to snap out of it. The **Eat Me Stupid Salad** is your wake-up call — a mix of sass, flavor, and nutrition that will actually make you *want* to eat your greens.
So go ahead. Make it. Eat it. And thank yourself later.
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